It should be clarified this thread is for Ignite TV customers. Also, many of the links provided in the thread are dead. So, here's a refresher for those looking for a printable Ignite TV channel listing guide...
If one was to search online with the terms, "printable channel guide Ignite" they might just stumble on a website dedicated to providing PDF channel listings for a small fee (to cover the expenses of running the website). Also, for customized guides (i.e. subscribed-to channels), simply send an email request to their webmaster, and V-O-I-L-A, something magical might happen and you can sleep peacefully and maybe start forgetting how frustrating Rogers.com is!
Here's a tiny screenshot of such a list...
Sincerely,
Darryl G.